serving the punters in the bar

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Robbie's Piping Hot Italiano Style Lasagne

Tonight @ Aquarius this magnificent meal is on the menu.The recipe has been handed down thru Rob's family for thousands of generations, he painstakingly recreates the dish with enormous gusto & by his side giving the lasagne equal amounts of love & admiration is "The Brad"(he'a a perfect 10). Once amazingly prepared by these grand individuals- the dish is then ever so "gently" transferred to the dining room by Markus, here it is superbly served by Lene with Markus intensly overseeing the all important "plate up" of Robbie's , sweat & tears. Behind the bar Chrisco & Scmicko are running hard like rabbits on a greyhound track, they've only 1 intense hour to serve the thirsty, hungry hoardes of lucky backpackers here @ Aquarius- All eagerly wanting to indulge in the free meal. Leading the hoares (oops) i mean the hoardes is DICKY...he's no fool- knowing only too well the pain of dissapointment if you miss out on Robbie's "to die for" dish. Robbie's Piping Hot Italian Style Lasagne has once again fed the masses. It's 2 minutes past 8pm and now all that is left is fat bellied backies, dirty plates, exhausted staff & the faint smell of Robbie's heritage ing in the air. As Reefe comes in to remove the last remnants of this life changing dining experience there's a faint tapping noise heard from behind the bar...Slowly Chrisco opens the spirits cupboard revealing a slightly bruised Lozza, during the frenzy that is "Free Meal Hour" she was tossed and tumbled like an autumn leaf into the self locking LIQUOR cupboard - thankfully she had a bottle opener and scout training to help her survive the ordeal. Glancing around the room she knew exactly what had transpired here tonight at Aquarius Backpackers Byron Bay, "Uh huh" thought Lozza with a smile "Ah Robbie MCCAIN - you've done it again" ....

2 comments:

  1. That sounds like the biggest peice of drivle I have ever read. I love it Yakas

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  2. Yeah good one Yaka's you should write a novel

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